No matter how much you try–the face lifts, jaw and cheek implants, dyes, make-up, trimming fat, beefing up, enhancing curves, etc–your vanity-driven desire to change the superficial, believing it will really transform you into something better, will never alter what and who you really are. All the surgery in the world–no matter the cost and no matter the skill of the experts doing the work–will never alter your DNA, and you will never become the one the envy most. And all attempts are transparent and pathetic. Ford, you will never be Aston. Ever. Stop trying. It’ll never happen.